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Are you looking for fastest ways to lose weight?
So here you are, just look at you…well, you’re reading a screen now so you probably can’t..anyways, you’ve done gone and gained a few lb’s over the years and gall darnit you’re looking to whip your butt into shape. You want to get your beach body on right as September kicks in and you’re looking for fastest ways to lose weight. You don’t have time to read full blown books
about diet and exercise and everything and anything on how to lose the weight. You just want to be bikini model perfect in 3 hours and for some reason you think that’s possible.
Now let me ask you this question… What makes you think you can be bikini model perfect in 3 hours?
The get rich quick scheme is real and so is the lose weight fast scheme, as in 3 hours fast right?
SIKE! Actually I consider myself a realist so lets walk this back a second, the get rich quick scheme IS real, it’s called the lotto. Its also called a poor person tax. You have a 423,042,357,239,472 chance in hitting it big but hey.. you can at least play to give yourself that chance right!? Be a positive thinker like my friend Llyod Christmas here and go ahead and say, “so you’re telling me there’s a chance!”
And the best top ways to lose weight fast, again as in 3 hours fast as you want it, DOES again exist…
It’s called liposuction. Liposuction might be one of THEE fastest ways to lose weight.
And if you have the money to afford liposuction, question..how in the WORLD did you stumble upon this crappy blog in the first place and why aren’t you just getting liposuction instead??? Actually before you go get liposuction please click on one of my links or offers on this crappy blog and go drop a couple million just to help a brother out 😉
The fact is this, you’re not going to lose however much weight you want to lose in 3 hours. (realist kicking in again, unless that weight loss goal is only 2-5 pounds because you EASILY could do that in a FAR infrared sauna)
Take a look at how long it took you to gain whatever weight you put on, 2 years, 20 years? See where I’m getting at here, sorry but its going to take some time. So you want a little tip on how to start losing those lbs. Are you ready? Here it is….
Diet. Diet is the answer and truly out of the 100+ top ways to lose weight fast, diet is king.
There you go. Diet is EV-REE-THING!!!! And no you don’t have to eat…grass and sweet and low for a year, I’m not saying that. (would prob work though)
FINALLY here are my 3 TIPS on the fastest ways to lose weight.
Drink water. And nothing else. CLEAN water. Not city tap. If you don’t have a water filter, I highly recommend this one.
Stop eating sugar! As in ZERO sugar. None. Zip. Zilch. You can totally lose 20+ lbs in a month just doing this alone!
Eat Paleo! Don’t know what paleo is? Check out my recommend books or paleo snacks in my store. Or if you want the total paleo package that is WONDERFUL for paleo beginners, check out the Fat Burning Chef paleo program. (link below)
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