Healthy fast food? Eat paleo snacks instead.

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Healthy fast food? Forgot your paleo snacks today? Is junk/fast food really even food? What am I putting into my body and what could I be eating instead?

While driving around in your car doing your daily back and forth to work or just being out and about, just take a second and notice the restaurants you’ll pass on the road. How many of them are whats considered “fast food?” Probably most right? Is there such thing as healthy fast food? I mean how many 100% organic, raw, NON-GMO Project, vegan friendly, no pesticide no hormones, cage free/free range paleo snacks restaurants did you pass today? Hmmmm…probably not a lot. And PROBABLY none.¬† (but maybe…juuuust maybe you did. And if so LET ME KNOW)

Most of the places you’ll drive by today are nothing but fast/junk food restaurants. People on the go are mainly looking to throw something in their stomachs to make that hunger pain go away. We’ve all done it, we’ve all ate this and that from time to time or maybe all the time (SHAME ON

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YOU) but if you’ve landed on this page you’ve probably already come to the realization that THAT type of food, that fast food drive through style food, is…not…food.

Look where it comes from, look how it has to travel to get where it got. Look at how mass produced it has to be to service their other thousands of stores just like that one. Just look at all of those factors and all of the other factors I’ve failed to mention, sit back and ponder to yourself, what exactly am I eating when I eat that type of…stuff basically. Ya I personally wouldn’t even call it food, lets just call it stuff.

Just because you can eat it does that make it food? Does healthy fast food even exist?

Think about that? I can go outside and eat…sticks and my fence, is that food? I mean, I can eat it right? Maybe I’ll open up a sticks and fence restaurant next to the mega fast fries-and-burger place and see how that goes. Maybe if I sprinkle enough MSM on it, it MIGHT be a huge success! There lies¬† my idea for a healthy fast food place!

 


What I’m getting at is this, consider what you’re putting into your body and whether or not that “food” is real food or not. The body does not need food, it needs nutrients. It is a well oiled machine, it needs many things to run well, but on the flip side it can run on basically anything but it wont run well. Example, pee in the gas tank next time it needs fuel, go ahead and put 12-20+ gallons of pee and tell me how it runs. (not sure how you’re going to get that much pee but, not my problem haha)

Eat Paleo. Snack on paleo snacks. Simple as that. EAT REAL FOOD! And stop peeing in your gas tank you sick freaks.

Don’t know where to start what to try? Looking for some healthy fast food options you can take on the go? Get this Beef Jerky from amazon.com

Everyone loves beef jerky! And if you don’t, well…you’re weird!

Once when I was a kid, my family took a trip to Montana and they had an entire store that was only beef jerky. You got this cool burlap bag thingy and you could fill it with whatever flavors you wanted, all for like 10 bucks. Crazy story right? Your life is now changed forever. I also like that beef jerky chew stuff that comes in dip cans basically. Ya I pretend I’m dipping with shreds of beef jerky…so what! I have to get my redneck street-cred somehow. (without the mouth cancer!)

Okay, weird. I typed in “”wikipedia” beef jerky chew” in a search engine and looked what popped up…Hmmmmm. Maybe I should get off of this beef jerky chew stuff. Ahhhh, who cares it tastes good haha! Now the beef jerky I recommended is good, non South Korean dog meat. Paleo friendly and yummy in yo belly! For some reason “beef jerky chew” with the word “wikipedia” in quotes gave me this result though. Just thought I’d share this with the class, that’s all.

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Want just a mosh posh of healthy snacks? Kind of a trial and error or trial and success pack if you will…(I hate that phrase, “if you will”) Get this paleo snack box from amazon.

Its got a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. Find some things you like and stick with those, and the ones to don’t like, feed it to a duck or something, if you’re currently at a pond right now that is. If not just do what I do, “accidentally” drop it on the floor and your black lab will clean it up off of the floor better than a roomba.

Or just give it to Jeff or Robert or Sallie in the cubical next to yours. Tell them it tastes great, that they’ll love it, then give em a great big fake smile. You know…you one you give random people when you walk by them in a long hallway as you try to avoid eye contact the entire way. Like the picture below. Yaaaa…now you know what face I’m talking about! You’ve made this face a billion times haven’t you?

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